Phallic Spring
Spring has sprung and your garden will soon be overrun with little vaginas.
Mother Nature sure has a sense if humor, making so many flowers and plants that look like vaginas. What's the purpose of that? To make matters even funnier, she decided to make bees insert their long probes in the center of the flower to pollinate. Now I don't need to mention the phallic representation of this, it's set in front of your face. It's the most obvious display of public sex that you'll ever come across. Why does she have to be so naughty!
Monopolizing off the back of this, the sex toy companies have creates a massive range of flower sex toys and sex paraphernalia. It's an easy way out, if you are stick for ideas and think that you have too many penises on your shelves, expand your ideas and develop flower like sex toys. A masturbator for men that looks like a flower and you plunge your penis into the center.
A mini vibrator with an insertable center and a base that looks like petals to stimulate your vagina lips. Stating this, you now know that women have sex with flowers and men have sex with flowers. Flowers are supposed to be pretty and innocent but our dirty little minds turn the beauty if nature into a perverted sex tool.
Actually, we can't be to blame on this because it's mother nature who cam up with the wacky idea of turning beauty into sex. No wonder we always have sex on our minds, we see it every day in front of our faces, subliminally suggesting that we locate our very own honey bee for some sexual intercourse.
I think the most phallic flower is the orchid. Look closely, it's wide open lips with a pretty colored clitoris inside. All intricately detailed and open, waiting for the honey bee to enter. It even attracts insects with it's vivid colors and easy access - just like some women. I guess we are all related in some way or another, the circle of life shows everywhere.
If you take a look at that picture, it's a flower masturbator for men , it's says orchid as the title but it does not look like an orchid to me. It looks like a daisy with little vagina lips inside the center. They probably names it orchid because it's the most phallic flower, daises don't really have a clitoris or vagina. maybe it was too hard for them to create an orchid sex toy because the detail is too much and the size is not proportional.
I think the daisy sex toy for men would not sell if they called it a daisy sex toy for men, it's too gay and gay men probably don't want to have sex with flowers! The daisy petals on the outside probably add external stimulation for men, although I don't know why a man would need that. guess the sex toy makers need to do something different to keep up with what's hot.
Yea for spring and all the phallic flowers, on that note, I'm now going to go enjoy my flower masturbator.
You know those foot massagers that you lay down on the floor and roll your feet over? The have beads that roll on an axis. Normally, they are made of wood because this offers the best massaging sensation. You know what else offers a massaging sensation? But in a different place? Anal beads! 
On the southwestern coast of St .Lucia lies one of the greatest phallic places of all time. It's actually names a phallic name too, The Pitons. It means breasts. there are two of them, the Gros Piton, which mean large breast and the smaller one which is aptly names the small breast. 
