Phallic Things

You know those foot massagers that you lay down on the floor and roll your feet over? The have beads that roll on an axis. Normally, they are made of wood because this offers the best massaging sensation. You know what else offers a massaging sensation? But in a different place? Anal beads!


I realized this as was rubbing my feet naturally on the massager hat was on the floor infront of me at a relatives house and I though hmm these feel beady, what's this? And I looked down and I saw the largest anal sex beads I've ever laid eyes on!


Then i got to thinking, how about creating anal beads that each beads rolls around individually. That would make a really neat feel in the bum. You could twist and turn the handle and the beads would roll around inside you. There is a possibility that they might pinch so I;m sure that the manufacturers of sex toys would find a way to create them pinch free.



Maybe I'll take a try because this could be a fun way to make a buck or two!

Posted by Me on 30-09-2008 17:49:10 | Permalink | Comments

Leave it to the sex toy manufacturers to wreck all things cute and nice in nature and to turn them sexual!



have you ever been to a dolphin show? What's phallic about a dolphin? nothing, but once you see these sex toys, you'll see what I mean about dolphins being phallic. The dolphin vibrator is the best example of them unchaste the precious little dolphin, now it's a vibrator!



Those cute and playful dolphin noses now have another purpose, if should I say porpoise! hehe. They are made for clitoral stimulation, so the nest time I enjoy an innocent dolphin show, I'll think about all the dolphin sex toys on the market. Is nothing sacred anymore?!

 

If you want more then just the nose to give you an orgasm, you can also reach for this "little gem" a cute dolphin sex toy for women. You know what I don't get? Is why do the sex toy makers have to make sex toys like animals? Why can't they just be straight and penis shaped? We all know about the rabbit vibrators, the bunny erars do wonders for a womenas sex life, I won't add this entry yet because it's juts as obvious as saying a penis is phallic, everyone will say " duh" so I will leave talking about the rabbit vibrator for a day that I feel uninspired to find anything phallic and before I begin grasping at straws, I will write about the rabbit sex toy.

 

I suppose the reason they make sex toys to look cute is to appeal to women's desire for cute things. We like animals, teddy bears and anything adorable so when a sex toy looks cute, we are much more likely to buy. hey - it worked for me wink wink!

Posted by Me on 02-07-2008 23:52:46 | Permalink | Comments

On the southwestern coast of St .Lucia lies one of the greatest phallic places of all time. It's actually names a phallic name too, The Pitons. It means breasts. there are two of them, the Gros Piton, which mean large breast and the smaller one which is aptly names the small breast.

You can't deny the resemblance of these unique mountains. they are actually volcanic plugs which means that magma and sulfur rising from the earth has cooled and capped off as they grow upwards. They look like two big beautiful boobs rising from the ocean.

The unmistakable pitons are a world heritage site for their uniqueness and world knows for their phallic value. My oh my is the world ever a funny place!

All they need now is two trams going up the sides with the outbuildings being the nipples on the tops and the lines supporting the trams can be the under wire for the bra!

Posted by Me on 24-06-2008 17:19:00 | Permalink | Comments

Hello and welcome to my new adult blog!

I came up with this super exciting idea to write about phallic things. There is no real reason for me writing this crazy content, but I hope to keep you entertained and maybe provide a portal to find some sexy gift ideas from the Playboy Store. I'm on commission there so any purchase you make throws me a few cents or maybe a dollar or two, of if you see something you like, by all means, please buy!

 

 

Back to the theme. I have a very dirty mind and I am one of those types of people that sees something sexual in everything around us. Give me anything an I can make something sexual come out of it. Call it a curse or a gift, i don't know!

Everyone knows the Washington monument is phallic, I don't devote a whole post it because it's totally obvious it;s highly sexual, so that's juts one example. Everyone has somewhat of a dirty mind and if you think that the washington monument is not phallic in any way, then you are lying!

Look at the photo and please don't tell me that it does not look like a large penis. It juts seems so out of place sitting there looking like a huge penis, so I had to do some research it find out why it's there. Here is a quick history lesson for those who don't know.

Completed on December 6, 1884, it was made to honor george washington (a big penis for a big man). That's all, quite the simple history lesson if you ask me!

If they were going to build him a huge penis, why did they not include huge balls, because after all, the guy had nuts for doing what he did and being the "father" of this whole country. They should have added 2 visitors centers, or maybe 1 restaurant and 1 visitor center out of big rounded cement, one on each siude of the "monument". I would honor his accomplishments by adding huge testicle nuts, the guy deserves it!

 

Posted by Me on 23-06-2008 18:03:00 | Permalink | Comments